Claymore Confidential

At Vermont’s tiny Claymore College, nothing is as quaint as it appears. Heiress Betsy Wheeler is desperate to maintain her good-girl image while rebellious Tessa Klein hopes to get by doing as little work as possible. Together they meet predatory professors, invade a witch coven, and become prime targets of the school’s gossip blogger.

And then Claymore’s dark underbelly really begins to reveal itself. As Betsy and Tessa negotiate their new campus fame, they discover a secret that puts every student at risk. Weeks later a professor is murdered. Will Betsy and Tessa survive to see winter break? Or have they been killers all along?

I used to write blog posts about bad vegan food, and now I write novels. Against all odds, someone wanted to publish one of them. It’s a thriller called Claymore Confidential. Think Gone Girl plus Gossip Girl…girl. I’m not sure if those are the best comps, but basically, my book is fun! You should read it while cuddled up on the couch, with a mug of something hot, as the snow falls outside your window. *Or* on the beach with proper sun protection and shade. Or really wherever you want!

Here’s the thing – you actually can’t read it yet. That’s because no copies have been printed, and we haven’t yet converted the PDF to an ebook. This will happen shortly, and when it does, I will update this page along with all of my socials.

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